. In promotional artwork for the show, Toot and Wooldoor are drawn with the standard five fingers, but in the show itself they have four. I don't know where I am now! Toot wins the part, but almost immediately has the role taken from her when Wooldoor enters and instantly impresses the judges so much that he is given the job on the spot. DRAWN TOGETHER (eight episodes) - This is the true story of eight characters, picked to live in a house to find out what happens when people stop being real and start getting animated. Xandir: Dare I say it? And this time, not only do the housemates have to deal with each other, but they'll have to welcome into the house a baby, a cow, Captain Hero's less masculine alter ego, and the return of Princess Clara's dreaded Octopussoir. And nobody likes fat chicks! ... More quotes from Drawn Together. She is happy with the change until she is struck by a car. Judge: Oh. [cocks a sniper rifle], Toot Braunstein: [after hearing of Spanky's game of crapping on pizza] You want to do *what* to pizza? Foxxy Love: The AIDS-Walk isn't a contest. 3. I'm going to be somebody. Nothing to do. Foxxy Love: My... thang... is... made... out... of... bacon. See more ideas about comedy central, comedy, drawn together. You deserve better. Princess Clara: I don't see why I should apologize. Spanky Ham: You're a Jewish, conservative, pro-life, born-again, overweight, Asian Lesbian broad who cuts herself. Uh, I mean, wasted! Toot Braunstein: Well, uh, duh! Jun-Jee, Ling-Ling's father: [to Ling-Ling] You are a disgrace to family name! Foxxy Love: Did I tell you to stop lickin'? You look fabulous, even! I can't wait to go to Baby Gap, In-N-Out Burger, Foot Locker, and all the other euphemisms for vagina. Xandir: [about to cry] Strong Xandir, strong Xandir. With Adam Carolla, Jess Harnell, Abbey McBride, Jack Plotnick. Of course it's my real name. Xandir P Whifflebottom: I'm leading us out of this van, like Moses led the Jews out of the desert, to the world's everlasting regret. Toot Braunstein is one of the eight main protagonists of the adult-comedy series Drawn Together and she acted as one of the more openly antagonistic of the "main cast" until more recent additions to the lore - where she was replaced by Princess Clara as the resident "bitch" of the cast.. Toot is a parody of many 1920s cartoon characters and a washed-up … Drawn Together is seen in over fifty thousand countries by over 500 billion viewers. Ling-Ling's Father: [looks around the confessional room] Huh? I thought i would never be happy again. Xandir: [referring to "Mrs. Pacman"] That big-mouthed tranny is gonna tell my girlfriend I'm out! Now we're all gonna die! And who are you to tell us - WHAT THE HELL! Captain Hero: [knocks on door] Clara, Toot told us that you have a monster for a vagina and we want to have a meeting about it. Spanky Ham: Foxxy's a minstrel, Captain Hero's in a wheelchair, [farts] I just crapped myself! How do you know when you're done killing something? Series 3, Episode 13 Unrated SD. Toot Braunstein: [grabbing her baby] Oh, where WERE you? Toot Braunstein: So, Clara, how was your day? It's totally illogical! Drawn Together quotes "Okay everyone! Spanky Ham: You pathetic fools! Her only complaints were the jokes at the expense of Anne Frank, Strong being Jewish herself. Princess Clara: What? Hmm? The confessional captions give her age as 22 years old. Xandir: I'm on a never-ending quest to save my girlfriend! Princess Clara: [Spanky, Clara, and Foxxy are waiting for a pizza in order to play a prank on the delivery man] I had never been more nervous. But in the first scene where it is seen, the agent on the frontal left of … she thinks your our servant, cause your black! / Some black chick's tongue. Dr. Wooldoor, are you just making up words again, like "morbid obesity" and "adult onset diabetes"? The best quotes from Drawn Together (2004). Captain Hero: [aside in the confessional] Ah, silly Foxxy. Toot didn't speak in the episodes "Foxxy VS the Board of Education" and "Nipple Ring-Ring Goes to Foster Care." In addition, their character traits parody personality types that are typically seen in reality TV shows. Drawn Together. Xandir: Wow, you're from Mortal Kombat? Directed by Dwayne Carey-Hill, Peter Avanzino. In Toot Goes Bollywood, after Toot has vowed to start having more sex, every housemate refuses to have sex with her, including herself. [whips himself] Ow! Bizzaro Captain Hero: Oh, hello, hello Captain Hero! And I'm sorry I spied on Clara going potty every morning. "A Very Special Drawn Together Afterschool Special" is the twentieth episode of Drawn Together. See more ideas about drawn together, draw, watch drawing. Princess Clara: Psst. Foxxy Love: Hot Topic! Captain Hero: I could stick and stir anyone of these broads, but I really wish we had one of those sexy black chicks. Spanky Ham: What you need is some good old-fashioned positive reinforcement. Xandir: We can't find your baby anywhere. CIRCLE UP!" Bob the Cucumber has gone crazy! Larry the Tomato: This wasn't part of the plan! But as soon as I saw the short bus, my heart sank. 1,814 Views Read the entire Drawn Together show script » Captain Hero: Hey there, bub. Drawn Together (2004 - 2007) Drawn Together Not enough ratings to calculate a score. Except for parents who'd listen. Why? Subsequently, a direct-to-video film and series finale, The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie! A parody of reality shows cast with spoofs of several famous types of animated characters. You saw us tongue-bang it! [trying to pronounce the brand name Prell] P... Plerr... Wooldoor Sockbat: So God killed everyone... the good guys... the bad guys... and even Steve from Long Island... but not me. The Drawn Together Movie: ... Now, the only one we needed was Toot, so we set off on our journey to find her, a journey of excitement and adventure, mystery and mayhem, love and loss, a journey that carried us to far-away lands and taught us so much about what was right here inside us all along. Ver más ideas sobre la casa de los dibujos, dibujos, la casa de los dibujos animados. What do I look like to you? 1 Storyline 2 Notes and inside references 3 Goofs: 4 Animated cameos 5 Cultural references 6 Memorable Quotes 7 Streaming After Quackers, the mascot of Quackers cereal, is killed while trying to collect a series of five golden UPC codes from boxes of cereal, characters everywhere audition to be his replacement, … 1. I guess if I waited an hour, I coulda blamed it on the booze. Wooldoor Sockbat: [smiles] Oh, you're one to talk, Princess Smell-Your-Wipes. Nah, no, no, [beep] faced. Spanky Ham: [farts] Uh... this is awkward. Hot Topic Manager: Do you think Hot Topic can support itself by selling Hello Kitty coin purses and Invader ZIM steering wheel covers? Photos of the Drawn Together (Show) voice actors. You m…. The episode "Dirty Pranking No. Especially (seriously, this is piss-your-pants territory) the battle with the live action squirrel with big balls, consisting entirely of still photos of a cow and a squirrel with large testicles set to dramatic music. Trivia. Ling-Ling: Ling Ling wake up inside land whale. Princess Clara: I haven't seen a bovine with such kind eyes since Mother Teresa died! Why? [Bob the Cucumber shoots Larry the Tomato]. Captain Hero: Don't make me cuddle you like a baby! Drawn Together Quotes Showing 1-7 of 7 “Yamane reached out a hand. You're the reason we're in this mess, Foxxy. Team Ups Voice Compare Voice Directors Franchises News Top Listings Coming Soon VA Quotes Casting Call Forums. 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